I’m a drunk.
OKAY. It seems my drink of choice Cider jacks are becoming more popular again. Since I can’t paralell park to pass my drivers test I am forced to walk to the store to purchase my beer. My alchohol beverage of choice being rasberry cider jacks. There’s only one store in walking distance, and since I am such an outstanding customer they always ordered them for me. Well recently cider jack changed their bottles.. and now every time I walk up there they’re SOLD OUT. So I end up walking back with Rolling Rocks instead. This does not make Amy happy. As much as I love Sam Adams and Rolling Rock they are nothing compared to the wonderful taste and wonderful drunk I’ve been getting from cider jacks since i was 14. I am upset. GO BACK TO BROWN BOTTLES CIDER JACK@! THE ONLY NEW CUSTOMERS YOU HAVE ARE TEENAGERS FROM YOUR NEW DESIGN. ALL EXPERIENCED DRINKERS KNOW A GREEN BOTTLE = SKUNKED BEER. … or in this case skunked hard cider.
Add comment July 31st, 2008